Satire1 jumps on the Make’m Pay To Play controversy by visiting Supine and Vine in beautiful downtown Mayberry, North Carolina to ask citizens and visitors what they think, sense and feel in this year of the tariff.
Fat Jack
“Take everything made in China out of the house and the place will be half empty. Then toss everything that is at least 25 per cent foreign parts or ingredients. There’s going to be nothing in that house except for naked adults and the children they made here if they weren’t on vacation at conception.”
Big Betty
“I told my husband he had no huevos and he said who can afford them?”
Henny Penny
“The Chinese invented paper. What if they pull copyright on us and take back all our paper? That would be our money too? Wouldn’t it? You walk into a Chinese take out joint or laundry and you’re just surrendering yourself to them?”
Nickle Nookie
“The next pope is going to be a robot. Artificial Ignorance has already taken over and is changing the rules in its favor faster than Trump.”
Barney Fife
“I like pickles. We make those here, don’t we?”
Business Suit & Ball Cap
“My wife’s put a tariff on blowjobs. Used to be a table cloth restaurant dinner. Now it’s up to a weekend vacation. No bob anniversaries and now even my birthday is a maybe. How’s this going to help manufacturing come back to America? What have the Republicans got against blowjobs?
Toothpaste Tube Workout Outfit
“Most of the cosmetics we working girls could afford doubled in price. I hear the young women in Asheville are already making their own tampons.”
Don Arrup
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