Friday, June 21, 2024

Divine Secrets of the Yah Ya War Sinners


The HamAss guy’s actual name is Yahya Sinwar. He planned the attack on Is It Real last year but we play with names here. Hard to find humor in carnage. His opponent, Net In Yahoo, is sometimes referred to as BB like the child’s rifle. What you need to understand about these two is that they are as mutually dependent as Siamese twins. Without the other’s hate and violence, neither would be in power. 


BB Gun needs his ultranationalists to stay in power and he keeps them by turning a blind eye to the Isrealer settlers aggression against YaYa’s Pals. WarSinner needs his Pals to be oppressed and killed in order to keep his power. Is It Real was about to sign a treaty with the Sawdies which would leave YaYa and his Pals abandoned with only the munition the Purrsians will give them. And the Purrsians are the other kind of Muslim who they would kill in better days.


Whose land is it? Depends what page in a history book you open to. Palsville has been ruled by Canaanites, Egyptians, Philistines, Jews, Assyrians, Babylonians, Persians, Macedonians, Jews, Romans, Ottoturks, Arabs, British after World War I and the United Nations after World War 2. 


Indigenous? Who isn’t? I have no foreskin in this game that isn’t a game. Let the aid through. Hamass will take a lot of it but regular people will get some as well. Haven’t enough babies died?


Don Arrup

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