ObamaCare Deadline
Everyone who couldn't get into the system yesterday because of a software malfunction will be treated just like they would be in the private sector when there is a computer glitch. They can just drop dead.
Iranian Nuclear Deadline
Mullahs bought a bomb from Pakistan's Mass Destruction Department Store month's ago. Grow up. In ten years half the world will be North Koreas.
Russia's Ukrainian Pullout Deadline
Don't cry for Crimea. Russia's thugocracy couldn't do worse than Ukraine's corruptocracy for that little Baltic beach front.
Immigration Bill Deadline
The longest, slowest, surest suicide in politics are the white guys running the House of Representatives (for now).
Keystone Pipeline Deadline
Obama made tar babies out of Canadian conservatives who sold the farm on this one but with only eleven other pipelines I'm sure the environment will be safe.
Equal Rights Amendment Deadline
Decades past and should read that equality of rights shouldn't be denied "on account of gender and sexual preference" rather than "on account of sex." (Sex is something you have not something you are.) Still sorely needed.
Finale of How I Met Your Mother
A single New Yorker finds love in just nine seasons? Well, Carrie on Sex in the City did it in six. Real life is more like Seinfeld.
*Satire1 celebrates its sixth year of bringing you quality satire in a world but for children, poetry, flowers and good pizza would not be worth living in. Thank you, readers.
Don Arrup
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