As we pass from Mother's Day month to Father's Day June, we take time to consider the lousy to even criminally culpable parents whose celebration we withhold.
Ejacudads- Biological fathers whose sole contribution to their offspring's life was a semen deposit. Can be a paid or unpaid sperm donor, one night stand, lying scumbag, deadbeat dad, tragically or stupidly deceased before birth dad, aluminum siding salesman, condom recycler or bad date that never ends.
Wombma- Mother who carries and births child and pays it the barest minimum of attention afterwards. Can be surrogate mother, hired womb, platinum egg donor extra, Joan Crawford, welfare mom, fake "aunty" or big sister with inexplicable stretch marks. It could be your mother or it could be you.
Don Arrup
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