Regarding the whereabouts of your husband, Meki M., and his lifelong friend and co-white supremacist survivalist conspiracy theory cabal and beer party "mate" (British non gay meaning but still British) the Sterling Avocado Apex Industrial Espionage and Domestic Detective Agency in lieu of wombat and betacorum suggests that the innocent rendezvous and reunion at Deep Bosom Lake is merely a cover for a conspiracy originally hatched in the dark dining room of Wha Me on Belair Road in Baltimore, Maryland in the mid Seventies and if successful will render the nation completely vulnerable to Ebola and Italian and Greek accounting practices.
The Department of Homeland Security has issued warrants for the immediate execution of one MM and MY on sight by any person or persons with identification papers proving they are an American. The Federal Bureau of Investigation claims that MM and MY are in reality the underground Bluegrass Hillbilly Terrorist Duo Fuzz and Paul.
Counter Terrorist experts around the country and in Brussels and Israel are convinced that one Bruce S. was the charismatic leader of the "Northwood 5" but his unexpected passing threw the terror cell's plans off until they regrouped last summer with their international liaison, DJA (aka DJ Asshole), a bald waiter looming on the international territory of the United Nations in Manhattan.
The FBI, Homeland Security and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Flatulence are as we email tunneling under the DBL safe house of the NW5 hip hicksters. It is rumored that MY has MS (MicroSoft Mississippi middle school master of science) while MM suffers from MM (Micky, Minnie, Mighty Marilyn Mouse Monroe Complex). Their efforts to create their own strain of Ebola from stale Granola is well documented and the only reason they have not been executed to this date is the suspicion that they may have already passed portions of the nightmare cereal to their colleagues.
Agent X of the BATFF said that since the big takedown is planned for this weekend he finds it hard to believe that officials would chance allowing MY and MM to walk around freely considering what is in their heads.
"As if it wasn't bad enough with them walking around with four years of University of Baltimore education."
Joe Friday
Senior Investigator
Sterling Avocado Apex Industrial Espionage and Domestic Detective Agency
Belvedere Gardens Shopping Center
5800 Hillen Rd (just around the corner from Family Dollar!)
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