What's Biden Hiden?

People are asking why didn’t Scranton Joe give Anita Hill one of his infamous Biden body rubs back when she was accusing Uncle Clarence Tom of sexual harassment when she worked for him back when from then. 

Joe apologized for not being more hands on in her defense. Professor Hill said the questions the Senators asked removed the second and third vowels from her name leaving her feeling more like an Ant Hill. 

Is Congress doing a better job today?

Mouthpiece General Billie Barr blew off the hearing of the House Judiciary Committee denying the donkeys a chance to bray for their constituents. This over a document that suggests everything and proves nothing on top of recommending even less. Barr’s client (obviously not the American people) doesn’t require his reprimand. Just give the Prez the time and a cell phone and he will hang himself despite the lack of a cord.

And worldwide Joe is not forgotten in all this. Oh no. Who could forget Scranton Joe?

Dictators, Ayatollahs, Oligarchs and even current and former elected world leaders are protesting that they miss old VP Joey:

“He was the only one who ever got that knot underneath my left shoulder blade. His hands told you America cared,” said Tony Blair.

“His last year as Vice President my wife died suddenly and I was a wreck. Joe-Joe took one look at the stiff and had his State Department get her more appropriate footwear. Joe used to rub her feet at state dinners and knew that light colored shoes made them look like tuna boats,” said Kazeer Akpakka of Whackhackastan.

“When Trump and Pence visited I hoped for at least a decent shoulder rub,” said Vlad the Impaler Putin. “And what do I get? Surfer Boy just grabbed my nuts and that’s supposed to be diplomacy?”

“I never wore hose in East Germany growing up,” said Angela Merkel. “Soft Paws Biden reached under the banquet table at the G20 Summit and was able to reverse them without even taking my shoes off. The man’s a magician.”

Don Arrup

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