Wednesday, September 30, 2020

First Date Debate

After whatever that was last night on all the major channels Satire1 hit the corner Main and Moose in Flathead County, Montana to find out what voters and viewers thought of ruckus.


Big Booted Woman

“They should have given them food to throw at each other. That or just shown it on HBO where they could have said what they were really feeling.”


Camp Town Popeye

See, this is another example of what we’re losing to Covid. How are two guys supposed to wrestle six feet apart? That, and there was absolutely no call for them to be wearing shirts.”


Kindergarten Teacher

“I didn’t know Trump divorced Melania. And when did he marry Biden? She must have been window dressing for the last election. You didn’t have to watch for even ten minutes last night to see those two have been a couple for a long time.”


Local Pol

“I usually like Chris Wallace’s work but last night was more a job for Oprah. Every time they started to get down to the real problem with their relationship they let policy positions and national interests get in the way. When are they going to get some real counseling?”


Communist Cosmetician 

“I thought the eye pokes and groin kicks were fine but I was sooo disappointed they didn’t get down to what everybody really wanted to see and that was the hair pulling. They’re both wearing wigs. Everybody knows that.”


Mortarboard on Board

“I don’t know why Biden didn’t go after the Trump kids criminal activity. Their whole generation are criminals and what else could they be? We’ve left them a country where nothing is paid for.”


Young Teen with boner

“God yes I watched it. There was nothing else on. And am I glad I can’t vote.”


Don Arrup

Satire1

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