Obama Admits He Doesn't Know How Many Houses John McCain Owns
"I've never had to take John home after chambers and I've only been to Arizona a couple of times. Wonderful state though. May even still be in play. Needs more cities. Michelle's not a desert person."
McCain Hospitalized After Bad Hair Day
A spokesperson for the McCain campaign assured reporters that the Senator's hair was never in danger and that a group of top cosmetic surgeons were being flown in from Los Angeles as he spoke. "Senator McCain is totally in command of the crisis. We can't put America at risk. This could happen on the last day of our convention. John McCain and his campaign are fully focused on finding someone who can comb the Senator's hair."
Fourteen Way Tie For Worst Speech Ever Uttered At Democratic National Convention
"My husband thought I was great and I don't even give head."
"They laughed at the wrong parts."
"No one's afraid of hamburgers anymore."
"Cows have to stop farting. They're melting the polar caps."
"I lost my house."
"I lost my job."
"I lost my health coverage."
"I lost my mind."
"I lost my virginity."
About time.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Obama Soley Responsible for Spike in Oil
Senator Barack Obama admitted today that the most recent McCain ads suggesting he is responsible for the recent spike in oil and gasoline prices were dead on the money- his money and yours.
“Before accepting my party’s nomination for the Presidency of the United States I feel it’s important that the American people understand that my opponent, Senator McCain, is accurate when he says I’m the reason you are paying significantly more for your gasoline and heating oil. Since entering the United States Senate I have acted as a one man country and developed my own diplomatic relations with India and China among others and have pressed them to abandon the bicycle which I assured them makes them look ridiculous and third world to top investors and promised them their economies would thrive if they would just waste more energy. If they could not afford the automobiles I told them to just buy the demon piss and burn in it in ditches. If investors don’t see you doing everything you can to pollute your environment, mortgage your children’s futures while enslaving yourselves to the Middle East terrorist sponsors then they will take their investment dollars elsewhere. India and China listened to me and put incredible demand pressure on the international market driving up the commodity futures Michelle and I have been cornering for the last three years. Understand that each move each breath even every thought that flashes by in my brilliant Ivy head raises the price of your gas and your heating oil.
Now, drilling offshore or in Alaska won’t give you any relief until my daughters are out of the house but it could affect my oil futures now. There are three hundred million people in the United States and I can’t please all of you so I’m going to please myself. Osama and Obama can both get rich on the same paper. McCain married millions while my wife will be taking a brutal pay cut to work twice as hard as First Lady. The American people know how to sacrifice and so I’m asking all of you to give it up at the pump to keep the first family rich. You did it for eight years for younger Bush. I’m asking all of you to do it for my family.
Don Aruup
Satire1
“Before accepting my party’s nomination for the Presidency of the United States I feel it’s important that the American people understand that my opponent, Senator McCain, is accurate when he says I’m the reason you are paying significantly more for your gasoline and heating oil. Since entering the United States Senate I have acted as a one man country and developed my own diplomatic relations with India and China among others and have pressed them to abandon the bicycle which I assured them makes them look ridiculous and third world to top investors and promised them their economies would thrive if they would just waste more energy. If they could not afford the automobiles I told them to just buy the demon piss and burn in it in ditches. If investors don’t see you doing everything you can to pollute your environment, mortgage your children’s futures while enslaving yourselves to the Middle East terrorist sponsors then they will take their investment dollars elsewhere. India and China listened to me and put incredible demand pressure on the international market driving up the commodity futures Michelle and I have been cornering for the last three years. Understand that each move each breath even every thought that flashes by in my brilliant Ivy head raises the price of your gas and your heating oil.
Now, drilling offshore or in Alaska won’t give you any relief until my daughters are out of the house but it could affect my oil futures now. There are three hundred million people in the United States and I can’t please all of you so I’m going to please myself. Osama and Obama can both get rich on the same paper. McCain married millions while my wife will be taking a brutal pay cut to work twice as hard as First Lady. The American people know how to sacrifice and so I’m asking all of you to give it up at the pump to keep the first family rich. You did it for eight years for younger Bush. I’m asking all of you to do it for my family.
Don Aruup
Satire1
Saturday, August 16, 2008
McCain's the White Guy
On the campaign trail:
I’m sorry, McCain, I’m not voting for an ex-con for Big Man.
>I was a prisoner of war in Hanoi, North Vietnam.
What were you doing there?
>I was bombing their logistical lines.
And how was that making things better?
>I loved attacking the enemy.
Now you seem like a reasonable man.
>Yes, I’d say I am a reasonably reasonable man.
So, you do everything for a reason.
>Navy man.
So North Vietnam must have really messed with you.
>They weren’t always gracious hosts for the five years I stayed.
Well, you did bomb them first.
>Because they attacked South Vietnam.
And your cousins lived there.
>No, my honor lived there where my country had made a commitment. I was part of the flesh and blood of that commitment. It was an honor and I always strove to think about it and treat it as such.
On the street in Baltimore:
Yeah, I’m voting for McCain. Why shouldn’t we have a brother in the White Man’s House?
--No, no, McCain’s the white guy.
McCain’s done time and he got his college from being in the service.
--He wasn’t in the service he was in the Navy. He went to that Admirals’ College in Annapolis.
McCain’s got college and prison. He knows war and street.
--What’s his first name?
John.
--That’s the name of a guy who has to buy his ass.
It’s not all that white.
--Pimp’s meat.
What about John Henry—with the hammers?
--I’m telling you McCain’s the white guy. Even his hair is white.
What color’s his wife?
--Rich.
Who doesn’t like that color? Didn’t he grow up in Chicago?
--No, he was born in Coco Solo.
I thought he was from Africa.
--No, Coco Solo is in Panama.
He’s not from Chicago?
--That’s Obama.
No, Obama is Fred Flintstone’s kid.
--No, Bam Bam is Barney Rubble’s kid.
McCain is not a cartoon. I’m telling you he is a brother.
--I’m telling you he’s the white guy.
I know he’s got a white mama.
--They both do.
But I’ve seen pictures of him in the paper. He’s shade, man, just like you and me.
--Obama.
No, no, McCain, the brother.
Don Arrup
Satire1
I’m sorry, McCain, I’m not voting for an ex-con for Big Man.
>I was a prisoner of war in Hanoi, North Vietnam.
What were you doing there?
>I was bombing their logistical lines.
And how was that making things better?
>I loved attacking the enemy.
Now you seem like a reasonable man.
>Yes, I’d say I am a reasonably reasonable man.
So, you do everything for a reason.
>Navy man.
So North Vietnam must have really messed with you.
>They weren’t always gracious hosts for the five years I stayed.
Well, you did bomb them first.
>Because they attacked South Vietnam.
And your cousins lived there.
>No, my honor lived there where my country had made a commitment. I was part of the flesh and blood of that commitment. It was an honor and I always strove to think about it and treat it as such.
On the street in Baltimore:
Yeah, I’m voting for McCain. Why shouldn’t we have a brother in the White Man’s House?
--No, no, McCain’s the white guy.
McCain’s done time and he got his college from being in the service.
--He wasn’t in the service he was in the Navy. He went to that Admirals’ College in Annapolis.
McCain’s got college and prison. He knows war and street.
--What’s his first name?
John.
--That’s the name of a guy who has to buy his ass.
It’s not all that white.
--Pimp’s meat.
What about John Henry—with the hammers?
--I’m telling you McCain’s the white guy. Even his hair is white.
What color’s his wife?
--Rich.
Who doesn’t like that color? Didn’t he grow up in Chicago?
--No, he was born in Coco Solo.
I thought he was from Africa.
--No, Coco Solo is in Panama.
He’s not from Chicago?
--That’s Obama.
No, Obama is Fred Flintstone’s kid.
--No, Bam Bam is Barney Rubble’s kid.
McCain is not a cartoon. I’m telling you he is a brother.
--I’m telling you he’s the white guy.
I know he’s got a white mama.
--They both do.
But I’ve seen pictures of him in the paper. He’s shade, man, just like you and me.
--Obama.
No, no, McCain, the brother.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Oh Eight Oh Ate O Hate Olympics
Though pollution is officially under control, the carbon monoxide levels are still dangerously high. Men and women are asked to respirate on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays while children, athletes and old people may breath at will.
Too many flags, the world is too small. I’m tired of the color, the excitement, the smiles and the youth. There’s nothing to be happy about. Most of you will lose.
Only Batman, the Lone Ranger and the Phantom will be permitted to wear masks. If Superman and Chinaman can take the pollution so should you.
Brett Farve breaks world’s record in false retirements. Red Army team has been delayed by road game in Georgia. Sudan’s Equestrian team is still busy in Darfur. Beach Volleyball is not a sport. Protesting in Tiananmen Square is. 2012 Games should be held in Tibet, which is to say nowhere. Thank god China completely cleaned up its human rights record before the Opening Ceremonies and has allowed the media all the access it promised.
What do I think of the games? Hitler would be proud.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Too many flags, the world is too small. I’m tired of the color, the excitement, the smiles and the youth. There’s nothing to be happy about. Most of you will lose.
Only Batman, the Lone Ranger and the Phantom will be permitted to wear masks. If Superman and Chinaman can take the pollution so should you.
Brett Farve breaks world’s record in false retirements. Red Army team has been delayed by road game in Georgia. Sudan’s Equestrian team is still busy in Darfur. Beach Volleyball is not a sport. Protesting in Tiananmen Square is. 2012 Games should be held in Tibet, which is to say nowhere. Thank god China completely cleaned up its human rights record before the Opening Ceremonies and has allowed the media all the access it promised.
What do I think of the games? Hitler would be proud.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Friday, August 1, 2008
Bernanke Gives Good Fed
And Treasury Secretary Paulson who helped give Bear Sterns the golden sack has hopped into bed with the ménage a trois of Bernanke, Fannie and Fred to make for mixed doubles just in time for the U.S. Open legs tourney. Lets still have an economy after Labor Day. If we don’t have any banks left who is going to foreclose on all those criminals who stole the nation’s homes on credit?
Why bother to foreclose? Just send in Blackwater to kill the T note terrorists where they steal my good sleep in beds pillaged in installments. They’re the ones eating food everyday starving half the world to death. Driving cars and heating homes they never should have possessed in the first place.
McCain’s guy was right about us being a nation of whiners. The price of gas skyrockets to almost half what the rest of the world has been paying for years and all I can think about is that guy in China. I used to make four hundred times his salary and now I only make a hundred times what he makes. I’ve lost three quarters of my income standing still. He and these people with homes are impoverishing me. It’s all a conspiracy
Obama said that McCain’s ad said or implied or lied that Obama doesn’t look like the faces on the dollar bills. That’s a compliment. The numbers are pretty but no one loves those mugs. Boycott the banks and you’ll murder them. Credit cards are suicide. I came, I saw, iPod.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Why bother to foreclose? Just send in Blackwater to kill the T note terrorists where they steal my good sleep in beds pillaged in installments. They’re the ones eating food everyday starving half the world to death. Driving cars and heating homes they never should have possessed in the first place.
McCain’s guy was right about us being a nation of whiners. The price of gas skyrockets to almost half what the rest of the world has been paying for years and all I can think about is that guy in China. I used to make four hundred times his salary and now I only make a hundred times what he makes. I’ve lost three quarters of my income standing still. He and these people with homes are impoverishing me. It’s all a conspiracy
Obama said that McCain’s ad said or implied or lied that Obama doesn’t look like the faces on the dollar bills. That’s a compliment. The numbers are pretty but no one loves those mugs. Boycott the banks and you’ll murder them. Credit cards are suicide. I came, I saw, iPod.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Saturday, July 26, 2008
It's Not a Recession Yet
Fannie and Freddie will be fine. Bill Gates is still rich. There is plenty of new home construction in Manhattan and New Orleans. Somebody somewhere can still pay her mortgage. Iraq isn’t that expensive and Afghanistan is practically a bargain.
The dollar has shrunk so much there isn’t room for the big heads anymore. Mexican families are sending money north to help immigrants here for a change. Wall Street is going south for vacation. Martians are buying General Motors. Gas costs more than imported champagne.
What do you mean I have to buy a new TV after Christmas? What, are you trying to kill me? I don’t mind the layoff, the foreclosure and the repop on my car but you’re making my TV obsolete? How am I going to know how poor I am if I can’t see it on TV?
Wall Street asks Washington for help. Bush signs new government regulations. Al Qaeda complains about its credit score. So what if you can’t afford food, the energy to cook it costs too much anyhow. Think of the money you’ll save on your gas and electric. We’re all supposed to be skinny anyway, right? Hey, maybe soon we won’t be able to afford global warming. But China and India will probably pick up the slack. About time they did their share.
I feel sick but I know its nothing because I can’t afford health insurance. I’d go to the emergency room but the economy’s in there right now and all the King’s horsemen and all the King’s men are examining the pieces of eggshell that was once this country and are trying to figure out if it’s a recession or a depression or a forgotten episode of the Twilight Zone.
My wife says our money worries have made me impotent but I told her don’t worry my organ is too big to fail. Let one of these talking heads addressing the Congressional committees pump new life into my manhood and give her neck and wrists a rest- maybe Fed Chairman Bernanke with the baldpate and hair around the mouth since his head kind of looks like my wife’s lap. He’ll do. Even if he can’t save the nation he might save my weekend. Then we can decide on Monday whether it’s a recession or not.
Don Arrup
Satire1
The dollar has shrunk so much there isn’t room for the big heads anymore. Mexican families are sending money north to help immigrants here for a change. Wall Street is going south for vacation. Martians are buying General Motors. Gas costs more than imported champagne.
What do you mean I have to buy a new TV after Christmas? What, are you trying to kill me? I don’t mind the layoff, the foreclosure and the repop on my car but you’re making my TV obsolete? How am I going to know how poor I am if I can’t see it on TV?
Wall Street asks Washington for help. Bush signs new government regulations. Al Qaeda complains about its credit score. So what if you can’t afford food, the energy to cook it costs too much anyhow. Think of the money you’ll save on your gas and electric. We’re all supposed to be skinny anyway, right? Hey, maybe soon we won’t be able to afford global warming. But China and India will probably pick up the slack. About time they did their share.
I feel sick but I know its nothing because I can’t afford health insurance. I’d go to the emergency room but the economy’s in there right now and all the King’s horsemen and all the King’s men are examining the pieces of eggshell that was once this country and are trying to figure out if it’s a recession or a depression or a forgotten episode of the Twilight Zone.
My wife says our money worries have made me impotent but I told her don’t worry my organ is too big to fail. Let one of these talking heads addressing the Congressional committees pump new life into my manhood and give her neck and wrists a rest- maybe Fed Chairman Bernanke with the baldpate and hair around the mouth since his head kind of looks like my wife’s lap. He’ll do. Even if he can’t save the nation he might save my weekend. Then we can decide on Monday whether it’s a recession or not.
Don Arrup
Satire1
Friday, July 18, 2008
White House Faces Foreclosure
The Ministers of Finance of The People’s Republic of China and Government of Japan announced that with the Federal Government of the United States of America owing over nine and half trillion dollars and our debt ballooning close to an additional two billion a day it is time to foreclose on the delinquent account and seize all Federal buildings and Military bases both in this country and across the globe.
Pong Ping, China’s Finance Minister said that they expect to unload the overseas bases of the U.S. Navy, Army and Air Force in a matter of weeks to the host countries provided the weapon systems and Coke machines are included in the deals. “Saudi Arabia has already made us an offer on two of the bases on their soil,” said Ping, “And Iraq has already given us a check.” Ping noted that under the agreement Japan would recoup most of its paper with the huge bases in Okinawa, South Korea and Hawaii (which is practically Japan anyway). China has already begun dismantling the Washington Monument for shipping to Beijing and hopes to have it erect in time for the Olympic games. “We could open the Games with the Liberty Bell,” said Ping, “but I’m not sure what we’ll do with the Star Spangled Banner.”
While attempting to contact the White House for comment we were met with a recording from the phone company explaining that the account was terminated for failure to pay their bills.
“I never planned to live in the White House,” said Barrack Obama. “There is nothing in the Constitution that says the Executive of the United States has to live in a White House. The original Executive Mansion was burned down by the British in the War of 1812 and when they built a new house First Lady Dolly Madison liked white. When I get in office my First Lady is choosing the color. America always wins the Super Bowl. I really don’t see why this Olympics should be any different.”
“Do I think America is going to win the Super Bowl? Of course I do. Do I think America will win the World Series? I don’t know about that. I don’t know if the World Series could be won by America if it really was the Series of the World. Japan has a good league, China, Cuba; I don’t think we could beat Cuba in a fair contest. And I’ve been to Miami, Cuba many times. Best cigars and brothels in the world. I’ll win the black vote because I’m one of them. I’ve been in prison. I’m blood,”
“I’m a Chicago guy,” said Obama, “A Harvard man. For those of you outside the Boston metropolitan area it’s pronounced Hard On or Hard Up. Harvard along with the other top endowed universities could buy the debt of this country and own it outright like we did before the Twentieth century destroyed the meritocracy. I hope my wife paints the Man’s House crimson like our Alma Mater. Then the people could call it the Blood House.”
Don Arrup
Satire1
Pong Ping, China’s Finance Minister said that they expect to unload the overseas bases of the U.S. Navy, Army and Air Force in a matter of weeks to the host countries provided the weapon systems and Coke machines are included in the deals. “Saudi Arabia has already made us an offer on two of the bases on their soil,” said Ping, “And Iraq has already given us a check.” Ping noted that under the agreement Japan would recoup most of its paper with the huge bases in Okinawa, South Korea and Hawaii (which is practically Japan anyway). China has already begun dismantling the Washington Monument for shipping to Beijing and hopes to have it erect in time for the Olympic games. “We could open the Games with the Liberty Bell,” said Ping, “but I’m not sure what we’ll do with the Star Spangled Banner.”
While attempting to contact the White House for comment we were met with a recording from the phone company explaining that the account was terminated for failure to pay their bills.
“I never planned to live in the White House,” said Barrack Obama. “There is nothing in the Constitution that says the Executive of the United States has to live in a White House. The original Executive Mansion was burned down by the British in the War of 1812 and when they built a new house First Lady Dolly Madison liked white. When I get in office my First Lady is choosing the color. America always wins the Super Bowl. I really don’t see why this Olympics should be any different.”
“Do I think America is going to win the Super Bowl? Of course I do. Do I think America will win the World Series? I don’t know about that. I don’t know if the World Series could be won by America if it really was the Series of the World. Japan has a good league, China, Cuba; I don’t think we could beat Cuba in a fair contest. And I’ve been to Miami, Cuba many times. Best cigars and brothels in the world. I’ll win the black vote because I’m one of them. I’ve been in prison. I’m blood,”
“I’m a Chicago guy,” said Obama, “A Harvard man. For those of you outside the Boston metropolitan area it’s pronounced Hard On or Hard Up. Harvard along with the other top endowed universities could buy the debt of this country and own it outright like we did before the Twentieth century destroyed the meritocracy. I hope my wife paints the Man’s House crimson like our Alma Mater. Then the people could call it the Blood House.”
Don Arrup
Satire1
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Olympic Committee Running out of Oppressive Regimes for Future Games
Insiders of the Olympic Committee’s governing board have expressed concern that they are having trouble locating oppressive tyrannies to host the next Olympic games.
“There are fewer and fewer truly oppressive governments that can afford to host the Olympic Games due to either the lack of population through genocide or on going civil war,” the insider told Satire1. “Without worldwide demonstrations and heads being crushed right outside the games on television nightly we fear the next Olympics just won’t get any coverage.”
Insider went on to explain that the increasing frivolity of the games with its backyard and bikini sports requires the gravity of inhuman political oppression to justify its attention. “Half of the games just look like your vacation at Club Med with fewer boob jobs,” he continued. “Its just a bunch of guys showing off and women trying to get attention. People won’t know if they’re watching the Olympics or Spring Break Vacation. We need to put it in a brutal political context for it to be taken seriously. “
The gold standard of Olympic games was set in Berlin under Adolph Hitler who knew how to put on a show. The passing of the torch that brought so many delightful and entertaining protests worldwide began then. “The Greeks always did their games at Delphi so they didn’t have that pr tool. But what use is it if the games are in Sweden? Then it’s just a handful of bored people waiting for some shorts to pass by with a torch in her hands. “
Even critics and human rights advocates admit that you can’t beat China for the location of the current games. “They’ve slaughtered their own students, subjugate their neighbors on a massive scale and threaten everyone in their hemisphere in a country where you can’t even breath the air or drink the water,” said a spokesperson for Olympics for Humanity. “After North Korea I’m afraid that we’re going to be stuck with a poor African country like Sudan which I don’t think can afford the Olympics.”
Don Arrup
Sature1
“There are fewer and fewer truly oppressive governments that can afford to host the Olympic Games due to either the lack of population through genocide or on going civil war,” the insider told Satire1. “Without worldwide demonstrations and heads being crushed right outside the games on television nightly we fear the next Olympics just won’t get any coverage.”
Insider went on to explain that the increasing frivolity of the games with its backyard and bikini sports requires the gravity of inhuman political oppression to justify its attention. “Half of the games just look like your vacation at Club Med with fewer boob jobs,” he continued. “Its just a bunch of guys showing off and women trying to get attention. People won’t know if they’re watching the Olympics or Spring Break Vacation. We need to put it in a brutal political context for it to be taken seriously. “
The gold standard of Olympic games was set in Berlin under Adolph Hitler who knew how to put on a show. The passing of the torch that brought so many delightful and entertaining protests worldwide began then. “The Greeks always did their games at Delphi so they didn’t have that pr tool. But what use is it if the games are in Sweden? Then it’s just a handful of bored people waiting for some shorts to pass by with a torch in her hands. “
Even critics and human rights advocates admit that you can’t beat China for the location of the current games. “They’ve slaughtered their own students, subjugate their neighbors on a massive scale and threaten everyone in their hemisphere in a country where you can’t even breath the air or drink the water,” said a spokesperson for Olympics for Humanity. “After North Korea I’m afraid that we’re going to be stuck with a poor African country like Sudan which I don’t think can afford the Olympics.”
Don Arrup
Sature1
Thursday, July 3, 2008
McCain Accused of Sitting Out War in Hotel in Hanoi
Recent remarks made by retired general and former commander of NATO Wesley Clark expressing doubt that Senator John McCain’s military experience in any way prepared him to be president has stirred unexpected controversy:
“I’ve read in a number of sources over the years that John McCain stayed in the Hanoi Hilton for over five years while other members of his squadron had to fly dangerous missions over North Vietnam.” Said 42x. “I bet he was having tea with Jane Fonda and Ho Chi Min while his family was collecting his combat pay.”
“The North Vietnamese had to use the French luxury hotel because they couldn’t afford a proper prison,” said 6itch6, “It must have been humiliating for McCain to be forced to eat croissants and soufflés and drink champagne when he was used to the Academy diet. He probably had to wear a striped shirt and a beret like a French pimp. They were trying to take away his identity.”
“I think being in prison is the best preparation for being president,” said 5ma5. “In the White House he won’t be able to pull down his fly without a congressional hearing, the press watches your every move and you can’t get anything done except start a war. Its practically the same job.”
“So McCain lost the Vietnam war. We’re going to lose Iraq to Iran anyway,” said Ydumpme. “Winning wars is too expensive. McCain knows that if you lose you can go home. If we win like we did against the Germans and the Japanese we have to stay for half a century. There’s just no stomach for that.”
“I think General Clark is nuts,” said NbarN. “If Vietnam invades us again McCain will know just how to handle them.”
Don Arrup
Satire1
“I’ve read in a number of sources over the years that John McCain stayed in the Hanoi Hilton for over five years while other members of his squadron had to fly dangerous missions over North Vietnam.” Said 42x. “I bet he was having tea with Jane Fonda and Ho Chi Min while his family was collecting his combat pay.”
“The North Vietnamese had to use the French luxury hotel because they couldn’t afford a proper prison,” said 6itch6, “It must have been humiliating for McCain to be forced to eat croissants and soufflés and drink champagne when he was used to the Academy diet. He probably had to wear a striped shirt and a beret like a French pimp. They were trying to take away his identity.”
“I think being in prison is the best preparation for being president,” said 5ma5. “In the White House he won’t be able to pull down his fly without a congressional hearing, the press watches your every move and you can’t get anything done except start a war. Its practically the same job.”
“So McCain lost the Vietnam war. We’re going to lose Iraq to Iran anyway,” said Ydumpme. “Winning wars is too expensive. McCain knows that if you lose you can go home. If we win like we did against the Germans and the Japanese we have to stay for half a century. There’s just no stomach for that.”
“I think General Clark is nuts,” said NbarN. “If Vietnam invades us again McCain will know just how to handle them.”
Don Arrup
Satire1
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