Internetcourse

It really is a world wide web
The question is who’s the spider?

I’ve never owned a hell phone
Never text or twittered
I’m disconnected
Single in the Stone Age
Crawling through a wire
While others surf microwaves

Its killed single dating
There is only double dating
Guys ask out a woman and her cell phone
To join him and his cell phone
They’ll never be alone

Why wait till tomorrow to enjoy the date
Fodding the fodder to your friends
Text them blow by blow
With photos of yourself
In the bathroom

I like email
Playing army men
Free pornography
And Fantasy Football

Not so big on being followed
Profiled
Custom brainwashed
Maybe we already live in China

I stare at screens too much
Like now
Outside the trees are bouquets
When the Sun shines
Women
Walk the streets with bare legs

Don Arrup
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