The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (or Levant to the true beards) has marched its forces through the Middle East, Asia and over Alaska and Canada with unusual speed as the armies of recognized nations crumble to its brutal revolutionary fervor.
President Obama has pledged to commit the full force and weight of his Administration's Public Relations arm to assure ISIS's traveling genocide show will be portrayed in the least favorable light while our press is still free.
Beheading prisoners and slaughtering civilians at a rate faster than Monsanto, ISIS's campaign to conquer all its perceived enemies across the globe is proving the most horrendous holocaust since the Third Reich's "final solution." So far, ISIS doesn't seem to be targeting any particular group but murders every non Sunni Muslim in its path. As one of the ISIS general's explains:
"Jihad means kill everybody and then get yourself killed. Last man standing is the Caliph- if he is Sunni. "
The Pentagon has sworn off confronting ISIS in fulfillment of the President's pledge that there will be "no more boots on the ground" to deal with Iraqi terrorists. As the river of blood flows down from Juneau, Alaska and British Columbia into Washington State, vintners burn their grapes rather than have them fall into the hands of the Jihadis who will use them for juice. McDonald's franchises have pulled down their arches and shipped them south to deny the conquering army gold.
Don Arrup
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