Lost in the all the racial and class issue discussions concerning the recent riots in Baltimore, Maryland is who profits from the chaos. One look at the facts plainly points to Chicago who's struggling professional sports clubs were both playing the Baltimore Orioles in Baltimore while the NFL draft was snuck to the Windy City in order to swindle the Baltimore Ravens and New York's two professional football clubs.
Sportswriters for Chicago's top papers had been harping on strikes, fouls, errors and the stealing of bases and whatever else rioters could get their hands on while promoting their White Supremacist Socks as they faced the Black and Orange Baltimore club.
The carefully orchestrated civil violence proved an astounding success in the complete denial of access to Baltimore fans to the game between the Orioles and White Sox. Pictures of Camden Yards empty while their home team won a 8 to 2 victory scored a significant psychological victory for the "other pinstripes."
Meanwhile, in the City of Big Shoulders sensitive and demure college football stars were subjected to shameless exploitation by the pornographic paparazzi and brain bruising grid iron slave owners in an orgy of big meat marketing flesh peddling frenzy that had lost any hint of the dignity and tradition of Rockefeller Center's NFL draft.
While in Kentucky, as troops and auxiliary police poured into Charm City from five other states, Post Capone knuckle crackers pulled the strings to another Derby. All this to deflect attention from the blatant fixing of the NBA Basketball and NHL Hockey playoffs through corrupt officiating.
Reactions from fans throughout the country:
"If these Chicago thugs in their pinstripe suits and two tone shoes started swinging their bats at your balls- how would you react?"
"The Orioles colors are black and orange because half the black men in town have been in prison."
"Marching these young men- boys still really- up on stage and putting hats on them. Why don't they just put them in swimsuits and high heels if you want to exploit them?"
"I think this is all Chicago trying to get even with New York. They're trying to ice the Rangers and shoot the Brooklyn Nets through the hoop. The Crabtown riots are just a diversion cooked up by Second City agitators to distract the media during the greatest and widest sweeping sports swindle in history."
Don Arrup
Satire1
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