Predictions for the new year from Satire1
Before the ball drops again in Times Square, President elect Donald Trump and his gay marriage partner Bernie Sanders will join Vice President Elect Kim Kardashian and her husband whoever to host the New Year’s Eve edition of Saturday Night Live at Rockefeller Center. Bill Clinton and his New Democrat Combo will be musical guests and Hilary Clinton and Sara Palin will do parodies of 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation.
Texas Senator Ted Cruz will resign from the Senate and politics to premier his vacation/travel reality podcast of Cruz with Ted.
Senator Marco Rubio of Florida will enter Cuba illegally in a candy striped dingy and overthrow what is left of the Castro Regime and petition for statehood for the cigar island on the floor of the United States Senate while wearing a pink Panama hat with a polkadot band.
Former Governor of Maryland Martin O’Malley will be on the cover of every major magazine in the world after he confesses that he was drugged and raped by Bill Cosby in 1967.
Don Arrup
Satire1
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