Wal Mart Journal
“It is impossible for Melania Trump to have stolen even one word from Michelle Obama’s 2008 Democratic Convention speech on Monday night because Melania Trump is Michelle Obama disguised in white face.”
“Michelle is actually married to a number of former and current candidates including a secret gay marriage to Hillary Clinton. She is a bigamist and will do anything and marry anyone to remain First Lady.”
New York Chimes
“When I worked in the First Lady’s office, Mrs. Obama quite frankly told me that she considered it a lifelong position. When I told her her husband would have to relinquish the office in two years she said he was just this year’s shoes.”
“Though the XXII Amendment to the Constitution limits the term for serving as the President it imposes no such limitation on the First Lady. And I’m telling you, this woman ain’t leaving.”
Washington Host
“Michelle married Trump before she married Obama. She’s been apart of the national outreach of his Queens harem for decades, in a sort of Piece Corps. Michelle can do a totally convincing Asian woman as well. If you haven’t seen Geisha Michelle you don’t know the woman.”
Chicago Fun Times
“Obama was actually one of the last politicians Michelle married. He was her “Chicago Hope,” a cute upcoming intern in her law office with a great sheepskin. So she spanked him for a couple of months to see if he had pants for the position. The rest is herstory.”
Don Arrup
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