Supreme Diversity

Sixty years ago, Ruth Bader Ginsberg attended Harvard Law School as one of seven women in a freshman class of five hundred and became a member of the school’s prestigious law review. Her husband’s promotion to New York City brought Brooklyn born Ruth back to finish her law degree at Columbia. Later, she would be initiated into the super secret robed society of the The Supremes which is the enforcing arm of the Universal Cahoots Council of Catholics and Jews which clandestinely controls our species and planet.

Justice Ginsberg, a born a then Jew, was hoping to be joined by another member of her tribe, Merrick Garland, whom President Obama chose to replace recently deceased Roman Catholic Anthony Scalia. But Republicans in the Senate balked at the prospect of a robe from the Mid West. Senator Babel Belt “The Senate has preserved a careful coastal monopoly in the court that can not be sullied by a “tweener” from Illinois. We appreciate that Judge Garland is named after a storied American rifle and is a descendant of Israel but Justice Scalia’s preservation of the secret Constitution will not be undone by one of Obama’s fellow Chicago hoods.”

Concerns across the political spectrum that the Two Law Schools, Two Religions, Two Coasts Court was corrupted by Ginsberg’s migratory judicial education are being stated for the first time in the media by the ruling Oligarchs. “Let the Protestants and Mormons and even Minorities be President and legislators. Nothing they do lasts anyway. But when it comes to the Supremes you’re talking appointments for life.”

“As long as we can keep the Protestants and agnostics battling over blowjobs and bathrooms the Elders of Zion and the Holy See can continue to run the world,” Ginsberg explained. “Rabbi Xi Jinping and Cardinal Putin have provided wonderful distraction on the international front. All the fuss in the Middle East is just jockeying on the part of Muslims to get a better deal for the sand traps. You don’t see the Buddhists making trouble. They know Tibet is for tourists.”

Don Arrup

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