Saturday, April 22, 2017

The Mother Of All Blonds

Xi Jing Ping Pong Ball
A date with Donald Hairdo
In Margo ala Go Go
Vlad seeing Red
Didn’t he make Donnie Prom Queen?

Kim stewing in his Kim Chee
Wasn’t wearing his low back tunic
And Asian Elvis Wannabe
If he is never asked to Florida
Where is he to go?

I’ll send him boats
Pretty planes, brass faced admirals
With scrambled eggs on their brows
Spies in sky and trench coat
D(D)T promised

But Kim Chee is feeling dumped
Though he and Donald were never really
Both put the starch in upstart
Thumbed their nose at sky and everything below
And have new clear ambitions

Bromance Brit is getting divorced
Glory past and Lizzie’s tired
Since the Iron Handbag died
Brit’s been losing weight
And looking more like Candy to the north

Dropped a big hello on camel town
Made sure all our friends tucked away
Heard our greeting
As we drone on and on
About making the world safe for plutocracy

Don Arrup
Satire1


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