Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Resolutions for Dummies


2019 Review
No more. Just- really- no more.

Career
Get out of bed and go to work. No, tomorrow’s Thursday- the weekend. Go to work the second Monday of every week. 

Family
Not them! You know, you think there’s a God and then it’s his birthday and you go see your family and you think there can’t be a God.

Sex
Where? Who? There’s still sex?

Politics
No more. Just- really- really really-

May your vision be 2020 in…

Don Arrup
Satire1

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