As the Year of the Pig ends all I read about is Donald Trump.
As the Year of the Rat approaches all I read about are the Democratic presidential candidates.
Am I the only one that gets it?
They’re looking for a rat to beat a pig?
And which rat will it be?
One of the lady rats? The gay rat? One of the old rats?
Warren ratted on Sanders. Hillary too but she was a Monkey year candidate.
Sanders had his rats rat on Warren.
Meanwhile, the pig is on trial for trying to get the Ukrainian president to rat on Biden.
Have I got this straight? I’m not Chinese and I’m not an astrologer.
The internet tells me rats are the beginning of a whole new twelve animal cycle.
Sounds like an election year in the Divided States of America.
Happy New Year of the White Rat?
Don Arrup
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