Corona Bona

The lithe blond in dark glasses with the seeing eye dog is not blind

She’s just American and doesn’t believe anything she sees

Seeing is not believing

The 320 pound former alter boy offensive guard for the LA Rams

Has lost his faith but not his memory

Priest meat comes back up sometimes decades later

Did Biden slip her a finger or were his hands so busy

That like his tongue he didn’t know what it was doing?

November choice: Paw Daddy or The Grabber

Trump promises we’ll all be out of the prisons we pay for

By the 2024 presidential election

But keep the masks, he commands, since his is the most popular

The mayor of San Francisco is murdering New Yorkers daily

For years she was just playing with us with the technology

Then she unleashed her Chinatown and you can’t go to work without a prom gown

I miss sports, theater, it’s f’ing Dance Month for Christ’s sake

Two Bronx alley cats fighting over a meatball drew over two thousand yesterday

Governor Cuomo wearing underpants over his head collected his bet from De Blasio

April Fifteenth, the darkest, doomest day of the year came and went

Just another hump in the shapeless weeks we live in

The IRS shrugs while the Fed prints money worth less than toilet paper

Mardis Gras was a horror movie only nobody knew

It was just so much fun until I turned blue

This is not your father’s flu

Don Arrup

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