The new Millennium is a teenager. Too bad adolescents can't be teenagers anymore. Generational burdens, their grandparents debt and social immobility make people between the ages of 13 and 19 middle aged kids.
Saudi Arabia and Egypt attack Yemen? Have things gotten so bad that Middle East countries are starting to look out for themselves?
Arkansas Governor asks legislature to amend The Right to Hate Religious Freedom Act stating that both the Pope and Billy Graham have warned him that God is gay.
The Feds can't raise interest rates anymore than I can raise the dead. So squirreling your money away in a mattress is no worse than putting it in a bank to watch it dissolve.
The People's Republic invades Taiwan, Japan, Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand. Obama threatens not to order Chinese take out.
Texas Tea Party favorite Senator Tom Cruz is a closet vegan.
Former Furher of Third Reich Adolf Hitler to host Argentine reality show Where Are My Socks?
Hard working, reasonably intelligent and passably honest human beings waste precious time and grey matter on shamefully underperforming attempts to make light of this godforsaken shit ocean we're all drowning in. Thank you, readers as Satire1 completes its seventh year.
Don Arrup
Satire1
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