Popeye. Popeye the Sailor Man is coming down the avenue- that’s Sixth Avenue- for you! What did you do? To bring Popeye after you? You went to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What if it’s too windy and they ground the balloons? Get everybody who still admits they want to be president and string them up.
Joe Biden can replace Mr. Magoo or Buzz Lightyear.
Elizabeth Warren- Pocahontas or Olive Oil.
Amy Klobuchar in black is Felix the Cat.
Pete Buttigieg is Howdy Doody or Alfred E. Newman (I didn’t know he was gay).
Bernie Sanders is Hanukkah Claus.
Mike Bloomberg is Mr. Monopoly*.
Corey Booker is Black Panther (revolutionary or the super hero?)
Of course, President Trump would volunteer.
Superman? Mighty Mouse? Donald Duck? Sponge Bob Square Pants?
Whereas some of the others need further inflation, President Trump will need some deflation to get his ego down Sixth Avenue.
*Regular readers of this blog are aware that the cartoon referred to as “Mr. Monopoly” has a name at least to his nieces and nephews and we’re all his nieces and nephews- Rich Uncle Pennybags.
Don Arrup
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