No Thanks Giving 17 & Black Fridays Matter

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Nuclear Winter Olympics in North Korea

“Mother Country” England wants to know if she can move in with US

Puerto Rican Vacation

NObamacare 

You have the right to remain silent and you can buy others silence with no disclosure

Too big to fail got bigger

Too rich to tax got richer

Too poor to thrive got addicted

We had less income inequality under a king

My favorite interviewer, comedian, actor and journalist- does that make me a scumbag?

Ask women out. Don’t just whip it out.

Uber

Black Friday so American families can be as broke as their government

The big jet and house are not enough. The president wants gratitude.

The Supreme Court ruled no one can go to a public toilet because we are all transgender

Happy Bird and Black Day

Don Arrup

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No No November 17

The latest sweep in the Middle East was made by the hot Saudi Crown Prince Mo B. Salman who has imprisoned billionaires and eleven of his fellow princes in a grand hotel most of us would kill to get in. Cleaning up the corruption in Saudi Arabia is like trying to get the violence out of Mixed Martial Arts.

As our second most important ally in the region, there is a slim chance that the women of the country might be treated as adults and their education system both internal and exported might stop calling for the total destruction of the United States and Israel.

President Trump praised recent developments in the kingdom. His son in law had been popping in and out of that sandbox like a four year old with a nervous bladder. No member of the fifteen thousand strong royal family is allowed to leave the country as the Crown Prince and King Pop consolidate power that used to be distributed a little more equitably among two thousand princes.

With a neighborhood Vietnam called Yemen and the economic nut squeezing of Qatar, Sunni’s big daddies can’t see past Shi’ite Iran’s shit tight progress in all things diplomatic and nuclear. Though Trump blows bluster he is throned on the other global broken toilet trying to order Chinese to takeout his Kimchi-Un bellyache.

Funny how Saudi Arabia and North Korea are looking more alike. Protectors of the Muslim holy land and Hadj keep succession a family matter just like in so called Communist People’s K. I didn’t know Putin was Lenin’s great grandson or is he Stalin’s? Xi Jing Ping Pong definitely looks like his dad Mao and Castro’s bro is the Cuban to go.

Which brings us to the Lord’s message to the NRA and churchgoers everywhere. If you are massacred by a Christian it is a case of mental illness. If a Muslim slaughters you it is Islamic Radicalism. Guns don’t kill people. Religion does. Thank god and praise Allah for clearing that up.

Don Arrup

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