RIDDLE ME THIS
What millionaire takes an abandoned orphan, makes him his ward and then dresses him up in white tights, green hot pants, yellow cape and black mask to go out and look for baddies?
Answer:
“I’m sorry. It seems I can’t get it up for pussies.”
Later that evening in another part of Gotham:
“No, thank you. I appear to already be sufficiently fucked.”
Don Arrup
Satire1
