Is it Cryptocurrency?
Cry2currency?
Currency 4 the crypt?
Wealth beyond Death
Health beyond Death
While most of us
Decay in eternal debt?
They have
An app 4 that?
That’s whack
Slap happy
Thwack Pappy
Not funny
Leave and take
Your gold buddy
With you
You’re hellcome
Take your babies
Out this way mommy
We won’t shoot them
Maybe
Which variant is
Killing us
This week?
And where the hell is baseball?
Don Arrup
Satire1
I’m hearing the same from everybody over here about why Putin invaded. U used to be part of Russia, pierogies, potato liquor, this empire, that ass fire, NATO up the to go-go. I get all that but I’m not convinced. It has got to be more personal than a thousand years of that shit.
I think some Ukrainian must have taken his shirt. You know, when he was horsing around for the cameras. People just assumed that the whole point was that he was bare chested and having fun. Maybe it was Zelensky but probably some other Jewish comedian. Zelensky is the Ukraine’s Jon Stewart. I think the Ukraine’s Jerry Seinfeld probably took Putin’s shirt.
It’s not that the Ukraine’s Sarah Silverman wouldn’t do it. She would- I know- but if she’s really the Ukraine’s SS she would have taken his pants. I think that’s self evident. Would have made for a rough ride.
Vladimir never smiles. He sneers and sneers are always at the other’s expense. Lost his mind for years over a political puppet show that portrayed him among others. The wildly popular program didn’t survive his rise- like a lot of people. For a guy who accuses a lot of people of being Nazis, he sure treats his neighbors like Adolf did.
Ukraine, like the United States and most countries, has all kinds. Some Ukrainian nationalists cooperated with German invaders during the Second World War hoping to shed the Russian yoke. I don’t believe President Zelensky is a Nazi.
The saying in Russia is “Putin likes to make his own weather.” It means Putin likes to have everyone reacting to him, wondering what he’s thinking and guessing what he’ll do next. He certainly is making a lot of weather these days but I think the world has been missing his jokes.
He planted commandos in Crimea without insignia which became known as the little green men. The joke was on us. His army marched into Ukraine thinking they were on a peace keeping mission. The joke was on them. Then, with his full force in place, he bumped into the Joker and the joke just might end up on him.
Don Arrup
Satire1
