President Obama announced on the flight deck of the USS Intrepid on the Hudson River "Mission Accomplished" as the Second Marine and 3rd Army divisions overran the Texas National Guard, Texas Rangers and hundreds of neighborhood militia groups to take the Lone Star State's capital in Austin.
The Pentagon has rushed thousands of Spanish and Country speaking interpreters to deal with the civilian population in what is predicted to be a long occupation before the United Nations can install robotic brains in the inhabitants. White, heterosexual, Christian politicians, law enforcement officials and clergy are being executed in social media trials followed by firing squads using the accused's own firearms.
All Texan children under the age of 10 are being rounded up and distributed to either gay or Muslim couples in the legal 49 States while minors 10 and over are being loaned out to nail salons across the country or to Mexico to pick crops . Former United States Senator and Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz was arrested for treason along with the rest of the Texas Congressional delegation.
As former Texas Governor Greg Abbott was lead out on the flight deck in chains, President Obama said above the roar of the crowd, "And maybe one day, perhaps even in our children's lifetime, the Stars and Stripes will fly over Delaware!"