Man on subway platform with an empty train sitting in front of him
"Hello, me? I'm going to be late. There's some type of holdup with the trains. I don't know how long it will be so don't make dinner until I get there. And it will be the usual one for dinner. Okay? Hope you get this message in time."
Woman sitting at a restaurant table looking at her phone sitting on the table setting opposite her thinking:
I used to sit home and wait for that damn thing to ring.
College student in a very used car stuck in traffic
"Hey, dude, I'm not going to make the concert. Let me know what you want to do when you figure out where you are. Later."
Woman with legs standing in the middle of a busy sidewalk
"Who are you? How did you get my number? I know I have great legs. I only give my number to cute, civilized men, not assholes. I don't want you ever calling this number again unless it's about my legs."