1) Did your ancestors come over on the Mayflower?
2) Did your ancestors ever stay at the Mayflower Hotel?
3) Are you the same gender as the Founding Fathers?
4) Did you ever find your father?
5) Do you have blond or dirty immigrant hair?
6) Are you a millionaire, hillbilly or criminal?
7) Did your ancestors swim over here from Africa 250 years ago to steal plantation jobs?
8) Are you from a state that seceded from the Union in the 1860’s? (I’m not letting you back in)
9) Were you born in the legal boundaries of a Trump property to rent paying parents?
10) Are you a voter registered in the party I’m in this month?