Wednesday, October 30, 2019

What Are They Going To Be For Halloween Poll


Donald Trump

— Gorgeous George (50’s Pro Wrestler)

— Blond Elvis

— Wizard of Oz

— Legitimate Businessman

Elizabeth Warren

— Thelma

— Louise

— Or both

— Land O’Lakes Butter box Squaw

— Nurse Jackie

Bernard Sanders

— Mick Jagger

— Abbie Hoffman

— Pied Piper

— Young

Joseph Biden

-- Methuselah

— Paul Newman’s Nightmare

— Octopus

— Middle Aged

Don Arrup
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Friday, October 18, 2019

Impeaches and Cream


Oh Hunter, Hunter where have you been?
Down to the Ukraine for money and sin
You don’t speak the tongue nor know 
Shit about oil
But your Daddy was Vice
Setting you up for the spoil

So Dad’s enemy returns the Big House 
To White
And your dad wants it back
It’s going to be a big fight

Phone calls, emails, text and hear say,
Transcripts, testimony, and Twitter in play
But it is all the same shit at the end of the day
Your corruption is bad
While ours is passé

Don Arrup

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