As former President Donald Trump was arrested and the indictments unsealed Satire1 interviewed New Yorkers and tourists crossing the nearby Brooklyn Bridge asking why they think he was in front of a judge.
Man carrying My Pillow
“Trump was arrested because he slept with a woman who had half of the silicone in the valley pumped into her chest. She was his pillow.”
Six Year Old Finnish Girl
“My mother says he combs his hair like he’s saying make babies you.”
Popeye, Retired Mariner
“Dis Daniels dame might not be no Olive Oil but they’s say she’s stormy.”
Woman in America Wasn’t Great 4 Everybody hat
“Clinton lied like a man to a special prosecutor about that young thing nodding yes to everything that popped up and the Democrats hollered ‘It’s just sex.’ Trump pays who to pay who to pay you know who and that’s what he do. Now? Now it’s a big deal? We don’t even know who we’re fighting in World War Three next year if Mother Nature doesn’t extinct us first.- My sister Bobone can’t lay a hand on an egg for spreading her legs. People are paying drunks to piss in their gas tanks and things haven’t gotten too much more expensive for people who live outside.”
Don Arrup
Satire1
