Everybody’s sticking their fingers up my wife’s ass
Who do they think they are? Nuns?
These artists at the museum squatting
Trying to steal strokes from the masters
My cousin has a stroke every year
His wife went to art school
And people think guns are dangerous
I wipe my ass with a revolver
An egg’ll kill you
If you can afford one
Or know a hen
Don’t try to get an egg from a friend
Not these days
Bird Flu?
Birds were always flying
What’s the big Yup?
If it’s bird flu how come cows get it?
Biden never explained that
Maybe Trump will
Taking the Inauguration indoors
Finally admitting the White House and Congress
Are just two big barns
A couple of crows could run the country better
If those tariffs go through
I’m back to wearing newspaper underwear
With Tic Tock gone I’m back to staring at my hand
Wasn’t there a twenty here just a minute ago?
Ducks have bills
I get paid in fly paper!
Don Arrup
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