Racist Owner Banned From Watching Black Guys Play
Am I missing something here? LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling goes on and on explaining to his bimbo how he doesn't like or respect black people and he is punished by being banned from attending NBA games? That's like banning Hitler from watching Marx Brothers movies and Seinfeld or canceling Chairman Mao's subscription to the Wall Street Journal. Ban him from relations with women less than a third his age. Hit him where it hurts. If he still feels anything there.
Rapist/murderer "Suffers" Poorly Handled Lethal Injection
And after he did such an admirable job of burying that woman alive. How will we ever sleep soundly again?
Malaysian Airliner Still Missing
Probably stopped by Jimmy Hoffa's Retirement Island or catching up with Davy Jones. We don't even know what ocean they're in. If the black box was the size of the Moon they couldn't find it.
Putin Pledges To Protect Russian Speaking New Yorkers in Lower East Side
Obama draws red line around Manhattan and threatens severe reprimand if the Russian Army invades. Could come to using "bad words" with Syria if they develop a nuclear weapon.
Happy May Day.
Don Arrup
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