The Senate's new Majority Leader Republican Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell will be caught making out with President Barack Obama in the President's former Senate Office just minutes before the State Of The Union Address.
This surprise will only slightly offset the scandalous interracial extra marital lesbian affair between current First Lady Michelle Obama and former First Lady Hillary Clinton who were secretly videotaped and YouTubed changing the weather under the other's skirt. Their dual tongue storms will blow viral not only on Earth but throughout the Universe as the speed of light fails to keep up with the scandal.
Representatives in the House will hold their first full scale Republican Revival Meeting and Supply Side Salvation Party as the Democrats clean out the hand out hand job union brothel they ran in the Senate during their tenure.
Bipartisan gender optional Capitol Hill square dances will be held every weekend through March heavily attended by legislators from both parties.
The Republican Congress and President Obama work together to pass a bill to reduce corporate taxes by more than half. All three of the American corporations that actually pay the tax applaud the bipartisanship while the Cayman Islands and Republic of Ireland declare it a ploy to steal their tax base.
Don Arrup
Satire1
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