Sunday, November 29, 2015

Turkey Bowl

Putin’s Panthers vs Obama Lay Backs
PP’s aerial attack was overwhelming OL until an offsides penalty stalls drive. PP continues to protest the call but Turkey refs have turned a deaf ear.

Trump Thunder Tongues vs Texas Ted’s Cruisers
Big Apple attitude offense drowned out Ten Gallon Hat D but with his volume at its highest Trump’s running game may not have anywhere to go. 

Califate Cowboys vs NATO Yoyos
CC squanders early gains in ground game with long pass into opponent’s territory stiffening resolve in NY’s defense.

Hillary’s Hillbillies vs Sander’s Socialists
HH continues to draw flags while moving ball closer to goal but can’t keep Sanders from hanging around.

Don Arrup
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