Heart of Queens (or He Said, He Said)

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His Blondness blood orange with rage

Steps on the stage

Reporter pool turbulence

Silence

Big Jowls stares down the crowd

Great suits worn like pajamas

Blinding white shirts

Cotton candy colored tie

Why?

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I didn’t say that

How could I?

I don’t know the man

He lied

FBI is just fib spelled forward

And he’s taller than me

That’s too tall

More famous

Not right

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Don’t leave me alone with him

He’s Bill Cosby

He flies on airplanes

He’ll grab me by my integrity

The former director pleaded

To Crimson Tide AG

Himself trying to resign

And get back his Bama seat

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I’m not the liar

I have memos and friends

To leak for me

Lord let there be tapes

Secretary of Blind Statue

Juggles the scales and lifts the fold

Answers softballs but ducks major league

No privilege needed in amnesia

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Nothing happened

There’s been no betrayal

And that’s why it’s impossible

To cover the trail

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Don Arrup

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