Hope you had a happy Bang Pop Twinkle Four Day last week. Covid’s back before he ever left. There’s no neutrality in this fight. You’re either with us or you’re murdering us.
Nose Gun
Wearing mask below the proboscis thus halving protection and doubling offensive capability. Also reads “half assed” very loud.
Chin Diaper
All eared up but swung under chin. What people who are always on their phones call wearing. Better to drop the pants and keep the mask up.
Not An Earring
Surgical masks do not make attractive earrings rather they make a parody of compliance. Like wearing really high socks and forgoing pants.
It’s Only My Fifty Four Best Friends For Life Pool Party
And then the even less responsible boys crash it. A pool of vomit, running makeup, beer piss and hormones. What every virus dreams of as home.
Every Doughnut Of A Man’s Butt Cleavage
Though there is absolutely no evidence to confirm it either or both Donald Trump and the Black Lives Matter protestors could claim blue color white working men’s work pants southern slide creates a super spreader. It just looks like the crack of doom.
The Chorus
“I support the president by not wearing a mask.”
“I support Biden by hiding in my cellar bathroom.”
“We’re really just paper airplanes. People forget that. It takes a plague or earthquake or war to remind us.”
“Only the top twenty per cent in nookie and income are paper airplanes. Please. Most of us are spitballs.”
“I would kill to be a spitball. Only the top half in income and in the white to yellow range get the ride through the straw. That’s what we call careers. Half of us come out the other end. That’s how we come into the world and that’s where we have to climb up from.”
“Isn’t butt cleavage what they finally nailed Harvey Weinstein with?”
Don Arrup
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