Saturday, February 13, 2021

V After O Before E


The vagina wagon barreled by

Recently departed from Nookie Town

Pants down

Don’t frown

Everybody’s a pirate

A pirate with a beer

Or is it a beard?

I don’t know

Or remember

If it happened 

Or was dreamed

In a time the calendar

    lost


The cardinal stared straight on at me

Authoritative under its scarlet crest

Enthroned on the branch perched

King of the red birds around here

Excepting perhaps the Red Tailed Hawk

Who really isn’t very red

But who argues with hawks?


What is the voodoo with chocolate?

Coco a go go and sugar

That shit has its own butter

How do you fuck with that?

They say it’s like eating love

Releases vagina beans 

Into the bloodstream

Easy to get wet


I got cards when I was a kid

Be Mine on a sugar cube with ears

Pink goddamn thing

We didn’t do balloons

Balloons were for dances

New Year’s mostly

And birthdays

Pink goddamn thing


Don Arrup

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