Your Life On Covid Vaccine

 

Since the FDA hasn't given full clearance to the Covid vaccines millions of Americans remain wary of the shots. Satire1 in service to the public here shares some of the lesser publicized side effects of the big three.

COVID VACCINE SHOULD NEVER BE ADMINISTERED BY BITE

(I thought it was the nurses who wore the capes)

COVID VACCINES COULD AFFECT YOUR HAIRDO

(Just call her "Duchess")

COVID VACCINES COULD AFFECT YOUR MOTHER

(And this was on Mother's Day)

COVID VACCINES COULD AFFECT YOUR MANHOOD

(She's describing yours)

COVID VACCINES COULD AFFECT YOUR SELF IMAGE

(He's not staring at you)

So take your best shot!

Don Arrup

Satire1

Sum(mer/more) Headlines

 

Goldman Sachs space lasers to charcoal remains of West Coast by August

CDC admits mask mandate was to cover up ugly people

Illegal Aliens voted in 2020 elections- most were from Mars and Neptune

Stadiums and arenas to demand proof of deodorant this fall

Meat Substitute Flatulence: the new Covid

Howard Johnson and other dead chains rise to compete in Spicy Chicken Sandwich Wars

July 5th designated by Congress as “Return to Total Dependence Days”

China set to buy Rhode Island

Baltimore Orioles sweep Yankees

Don Arrup

Satire1