Thursday, July 15, 2021

Sum(mer/more) Headlines

 

Goldman Sachs space lasers to charcoal remains of West Coast by August


CDC admits mask mandate was to cover up ugly people


Illegal Aliens voted in 2020 elections- most were from Mars and Neptune


Stadiums and arenas to demand proof of deodorant this fall


Meat Substitute Flatulence: the new Covid


Howard Johnson and other dead chains rise to compete in Spicy Chicken Sandwich Wars


July 5th designated by Congress as “Return to Total Dependence Days”


China set to buy Rhode Island


Baltimore Orioles sweep Yankees


Don Arrup

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