Satire1 in our ever vigilant pursuit of offering a clear picture of the nation, world and universe we live in has taken to the streets of Superior, Colorado to survey the knowledge of ordinary citizens about the history of their country and structure of their government.
Who was the first president of the United States?
Jesus Christ 22%
King George III 12%
Donald Trump 11%
Elvis Priestly 6%
Madonna 5%
George Washington 4%
Alfred E. Newman 1%
In what building was the Declaration of Independence signed?
McDonald’s HQ 18%
NY Stock Exchange 17%
Madison Sq Garden 12%
Trump Tower 11%
Shake Shack 8%
Independence Hall 6%
In what building does the US Congress do its business?
McCluskie’s Bar 22%
Potomac Motor Inn 21%
The Capitol 19%
Trump International 11%
Who attacked the United States on December 6, 1941?
Zombies 34%
Martians 12%
Mexicans 11%
British 8%
Japanese 4%
Canadians 4%
Where did they attack us on that day?
Times Square 16%
Hollywood 15%
Mar-a-Lago 11%
Pete’s Cycle Shop 8%
Hackensack NJ 6%
Who was the president at that time?
Winston Churchill 22%
Abe Lincoln 16%
Adolf Hitler 15%
Fred Trump 11%
Popeye Sailerman 10%
FDR 8%
GI Joe 5%
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