History Lessons

Satire1 in our ever vigilant pursuit of offering a clear picture of the nation, world and universe we live in has taken to the streets of Superior, Colorado to survey the knowledge of ordinary citizens about the history of their country and structure of their government. 

Who was the first president of the United States?

Jesus Christ                   22%

King George III            12%

Donald Trump              11%

Elvis Priestly                  6%

Madonna                        5%

George Washington        4%

Alfred E. Newman         1%

In what building was the Declaration of Independence signed?

McDonald’s HQ             18%

NY Stock Exchange       17%

Madison Sq Garden        12%

Trump Tower                  11%

Shake Shack                     8%

Independence Hall           6%

In what building does the US Congress do its business?

McCluskie’s Bar             22%

Potomac Motor Inn         21%

The Capitol                     19%

Trump International        11%

Who attacked the United States on December 6, 1941?

Zombies                          34%

Martians                          12%

Mexicans                         11%

British                               8%

Japanese                            4%

Canadians                          4%

Where did they attack us on that day?

Times Square                  16%

Hollywood                      15%

Mar-a-Lago                     11%

Pete’s Cycle Shop             8%

Hackensack NJ                 6%

Who was the president at that time?

Winston Churchill           22%

Abe Lincoln                    16%

Adolf Hitler                    15%

Fred Trump                     11%

Popeye Sailerman           10%

FDR                                  8%

GI Joe                               5%

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