I Don't Like Her Shoes

The Democratic Party is in the midst of their Grand Inquisition because the Grand Old Party won both houses of Congress along with the presidency. Satire1 has taken to the corner of Main Street and Popeye Place in Ann Arbor, Michigan to inquire why voters didn’t return to the donkey fold last week.

Woman with three dogs

“Harris looks too damn good for her age. At least Trump and Biden have the decency to look like shit.”

Mag Hat Matt

“The weather has been kicking our ass all year and we need a president not afraid to kick Mother Nature’s ass back.”

Woman with four dogs and a cat

“Biden should have put his wife up in his place. That’s how it works in most households and family businesses. She is a professor and doctor and blond and she has the sense and foresight to almost never address the American people who never want to hear about it anyway.”

Pudding Puss

“Harris raises chickens at the Vice President’s Brown House Mansion. All Southeast Asians do. Before she became Biden’s squeeze there was no bird flu or Chicken Covid let alone that Jamaican Jerk Virus.”

Thigh High Red Boots

“Don’t you know? Harris is really a guy- the whole Bay Area is trans. Except when she plays sports.”

Hockey Stick

“Kamala was in charge of the border and let anyone in who was open to a sex change and murdering 

a fetus.”

Too Busy Hairdo

“Kitten-less Cat Lady.

Farmer Bean

“All politicians are thieves and Trump’s the only one who’s smart enough to get away with it.

Don Arrup

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