ATTORNEY GENERAL
Al Capone (unavailable)
John Dillinger (too hung)
Blackbeard the Pirate (B.O.)
DEFENSE
Vladimir Putin (too short)
Athena (too Greek)
George Washington (retired)
STATE
Marjorie Taylor Green ( half blue)
Don Rickles (too polite)
Bozo (too clown)
INTERIOR
Stormy Daniels (stool pigeon)
POSTIERIOR
Kim Kardashian (too distracting)
TRESURY
Eb Scrooge (too reformed)
Richie Rich (is a bitch)
AGRICULTURE
Old MacDonald (too e i e i o)
TRANSPORTATION
Ralf Kramden (still honeymooning)
HOMELAND SECURITY
Rip Van Winkle (too sleepy)
NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE
Robert Kennedy (already assigned)
EDUCATION
Sue Sylvester (off key)
Yoda (way too short)
Edna Krabapple (too Simpsons)
EPA
Godzilla (bad breath)
Don Arrup
Satire1
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