Friday, December 6, 2024

Trump's Cabinet Rejection List

 


ATTORNEY GENERAL 

Al Capone (unavailable)

John Dillinger (too hung)

Blackbeard the Pirate (B.O.)


DEFENSE

Vladimir Putin (too short)

Athena (too Greek)

George Washington (retired)


STATE

Marjorie Taylor Green ( half blue)

Don Rickles (too polite)

Bozo (too clown)


INTERIOR

Stormy Daniels (stool pigeon)


POSTIERIOR

Kim Kardashian (too distracting)


TRESURY

Eb Scrooge (too reformed)

Richie Rich (is a bitch)


AGRICULTURE

Old MacDonald (too e i e i o)


TRANSPORTATION

Ralf Kramden (still honeymooning)


HOMELAND SECURITY

Rip Van Winkle (too sleepy)


NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE

Robert Kennedy (already assigned)


EDUCATION

Sue Sylvester (off key)

Yoda (way too short)

Edna Krabapple (too Simpsons)


EPA

Godzilla (bad breath)


Don Arrup

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