Health Care For Dummies

Though the trillions of dollars spent by U.S. government (U.S. reads us suckers) on two wars along with the some day stimulus package pale in comparison to the exploding cost of health care members of the House of Representatives continue to represent the whose interests?

Rep. A Hole of Old Mexico
“I believe the poor should suffer otherwise there’s no incentive to dig out of their drug infested hole to work and get drunk at a wine bar.”

Rep. B S of Cornbraska
“Keeping working people healthy will kill jobs. For years employers have had to hire five people to fill four positions due to perfectly treatable ailments which keep workers bedridden 20% of their working lives.”

Rep. C Nada of Shitagan
“What’s good for General Motors is good for the country- when there was a country.”

Rep. D Zasster of Taxes
“Cowboys only went to the doctor if they were shot.”

Rep. E Nuff of Pennsilpusha
“Our hospitals can’t handle the load now. Just make more mobile clinics where registered nurses can tell people what’s murdering them.”

Rep. F Ewe of New York
“We just gave billions to AIG and now you want us to make it harder for them to make a profit?”

Rep. G Whiz of Pillinious
“When my daughter sprained her ankle playing soccer we had to wait for almost twenty minutes in a room full of badly dressed people before my aides got us in.”

Rep. H Elle of Momtana
“I say cut taxes on alcohol and people will complain less.”

Rep. I Sorender of Horegon
“We give free health care to illegal aliens and captured terrorists and now you want Americans covered?”

Rep. J Erk of Malabama
“Any Christian can be healed by their preacher. Half the Jews in my state are doctors and the Muslims and Buddhists all dress like they’re in the hospital anyway.”

Rep. K Oh of Hennesee
“I feel fine. I don’t know what the problem is.”

Don Arrup
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