Friday, August 20, 2010

A Jew Sits Next To An Arab On The Southbound B Train

They nod as the Jew sits. The train sways in the dark tunnel.

J: Brighton Beach?

A: Coney Island.

J: Think they’ll be enough sand?

A: There won’t be enough water.

J: Salt?

A: Fresh.

J: How much longer before we get there?

A: Forever.

J: Brighton or Coney?

A: Forever for Brighton and another five minutes for Coney.

J: Where did you get on?

A: A thousand years ago. You?

J: Two thousand.

A: Been in the desert too long.

J: Who hasn’t?

A: What do you want?

J: A day at the beach.

A: The beach is at the desert’s end.

J: Here, it is at the Ocean’s end.

A: Here.

The subway stops. Doors open. A tinny voice over a PA system: King's Highway. The doors close and the train jerks off.

J: Looks like we’re actually getting there.

A: Well, we’re talking.

Don Arrup
Satire1

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