Wednesday, April 2, 2008

April Fool

Dear Fools,

April Fool believes that...

fossil juice is expensive now.

we're going to have a clean election about positions and ideas.

pigment has nothing to do with it.

genitals have nothing to do with it.

age has nothing to do with it (got us all there eventually).

the dark can not shine, the soft can't be strong nor the old be new.

the Feds will save Wall Street.

somebody will save the poor suckers at the other end.

we will get out of Iraq soon.

their job can't go overseas.

their pension is secure.

social security will still be there.

their car, washer machine and toothbrush are not part of a diabolical master plan perpetrated by haters of the Earth to end all life soon after their deaths when all the resources have been raped of Nature and even clowns aren't funny anymore and all shoes hurt.

someone will read this blog.


Don Arrup
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