Why Obama Won The Nobel

It is shameful to question the Nobel Prize Committee’s choice of United States President Barack Obama for the International Peace Prize. During the nine plus months of his administration President Obama has:

--Not started a new war even though it is obvious that the American people are tired of Iraq and Afghanistan.

--Bartended for a Boston Police Officer and Harvard Professor.

--Addressed the world’s Muslims and secured peace and security for the state of Israel.

--Not fought publicly with his wife First Lady Michelle Obama and ended domestic violence not only in the present but retroactively back two generations erasing scars of abuse suffered by millions of women and former children.

--Looked good in suits.

--Given the United States Congress the opportunity to make fools of themselves.

--Stood up for a College Football Bowl Championship Playoffs.

--Domesticated Rahm Emanuel at least for now.

--Given Joe Biden a job.

--Given Hilary Clinton a job.

--Extended my unemployment benefits.

Don Arrup
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