The Moon is hotter than the Sun.
You can ski in Florida and surf on the South Pole.
People travel to England for the weather.
New York has four seasons.
Bikinis are winter wear.
The birds crap anywhere other than my car.
It snows inside the Super Dome.
Hilary Clinton wears shorts.
Mitt Romney sweats.
Lady Gaga dresses sensibly.
Don Arrup
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