Mitt Romney:
This is a great turkey sandwich with the avocado and red onion but like they say at the club it ain't a club without bacon. It's amazing really that the two oldest and most prominent pork hating religions can't get along.
The Palestinians haven't ruled this land since the Ottoman Turks took over. They weren't willing to split it with Israel in 48. They wanted it all. They fought for it with help from the neighboring Arab states and they lost. Some of the papers want me to visit the Palestinian camps. I know what tents look like. I camp with my family.
Sanctions, blockades and harassment aside, the Palestinians just can't compete in a Jewish market with the Israelis. It's a matter of culture. The Palestinians claim they are victims. We started a war with Israel and they beat us. So the oil states write checks. Were as the Israelis remind us that they are always victims. So the U.S. writes checks.
The Oil Autocrats will never give the Palestinians enough money to even begin to challenge Israel because they need Israel more than they need the Palestinians.
And let me say this, if the Palestinians ever truly get their own state they can forget about the Olympics. They'd muck it up even more than the Brits.
Bomb Iran. Thank you and god bless my donors.
Don Arrup
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