Saturday, August 4, 2012

Good News Paper


No Major Earthquakes In July

Two Weeks Without A Mass Killing In U.S.

Fewer Than A Hundred Thousand Evictions Last Week

Europe Still Afloat

Some Syrian Revolutionaries Still Alive

Obama On Vacation

Romney Finishes Tour

Congress Promises To Go Home

No Olympic Summer Humiliation For Another Four Years

My Ass Itches From The Heat But I Can Scratch It

Don Arrup
Satire1

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