With just hours left for the 113th Congress, leaders of the Republican controlled House of Representatives are scrambling for the last 86 votes needed to repeal the Affordable Health Care Act popularly known as ObamaCare. While the sequestration has expanded into a totally unfunded Federal government with the borders unguarded, airports shut down and the unpaid military foraging for food while trading high tech weapons for nookie and tobacco, House Speaker Boehner has pledged that the doomed on arrival bill will pass the House this time.
"Our critics underestimate the absolute importance of this symbolic vote. We were sent here by our constituencies, some of whom may even be elements of the American people. to carry out the will of the lobbyists and the extreme fringes of our party."
"If President Obama and the Democrats thought that simply selling out to the pharmaceutical and insurance industries was enough to protect this tort lawyer enriching, nurse hugging, totalitarian coup of our freedom to chose whatever doctor and care the actuarial saints in Connecticut and New York bless us with they were mistaken."
"The American people in poll after poll have let their government know that they do not want bureaucrats in Washington forcing abortions and evolutionary based scientific procedures on them when there are better trained profit oriented accountants and financiers available in the private sector."
"The Health Care Industry is one of the few bright spots in the recession ridden Obama economy. Enjoying record growth and employment while providing second world care for only twice as much as any other country pays."
"Forcing Americans to buy health insurance assumes all Americans have enough health to care for. Now I ask you, have you actually taken a look at this country? Half of our teenagers could play on the offensive line of an NFL team while the other half look newly released from concentration camps. There is no saving these people and any investment in their care is a bad investment. Let the people decide for themselves where their dollars will go. Do I want that insulin shot or a third Big Mac?"
Don Arrup
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