Hello, I'm Pooh Clark with today's weather forecast. The National Weather Service though heavily defunded and downsized reports that there still will be weather today with chances of sun, clouds and precipitation. Precipitation could come in the form of rain, freezing rain, snow, hail or sleet. Winds are expected to come from somewhere with a grandmother's advisory of possible winter storms, hurricanes, tornados, floods, lightning and wildfires. So be sure to wear clothing before leaving your home.
A travel advisory is still in effect for anyone going anywhere as traffic lights, toll booths, railroads and air ports are being operated on the honor system. Arriving planes at municipal airports will be given clearance in alphabetical order using the first letter of the pilot's middle name.
Sunrise should take place sometime this morning in the East and linger over the Northern Hemisphere for twelve hours before setting in the West this evening. The Moon may or may not be visible tonight. No large meteors or comets are expected to arrive in the next twenty-four hours.
Temperatures could range between minus 459 degrees Fahrenheit (Absolute zero) and 10 million (Sun surface). But most meteorologists are confident that we will experience fluctuations in the comfortable middle recorded range of minus 128 F and 134. So go out in a bikini but bring along that parka just in case it gets chilly.
With Fall just around the corner the precise moment of the Autumnal Equinox in your area can be calculated by standing a chicken egg on its head. The same method the country's leaders in Washington are using to balance the federal budget.
So before we go to commercial break let's talk briefly about yesterday's weather and when we come back we'll go over the entire weather picture for last week and we even have the temperatures.
Don Arrup
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