Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Agent Double "0" Popeye's Further Predictions For 2015


European Fuhrer Angel Mercules will divorce her second husband of sixteen years and elope with Russian Premiere Val Putin to Israel's West Bank to live as "declared" Palestinians until the Disney Bio pic they crave is made, is accurate and they accidentally murder each other fighting over who gets to shoot themselves first.

Governor Jerry Brown of California will resign his office to join the homeless in San Francisco "where the real action is." Governor Brown's last official act will be to declare 2015 the second "Summer of Love."

Rival news anchors will provide evidence of their history making exploits to match NBC's Brian William's fantasy helicopter flight. ABC's Diane Sawyer will try to prove she's a direct descendant of Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer and Bill O'Reilly will produce a selfie he took at Omaha Beach on D Day.

The New York Yankees will sign an expensive player.

Walmart will buy China. Mom and Pop Asian countries like North Korea and Thailand will close doors. Japan and South Korea will talk merger. 

The City of New Orleans will invite anyone infected with Ebola to the city to fight the decline in disaster tourism.

Colorado will vote to repeal the legalization of marijuana for recreational purposes but they won't be able to find the bill.

U.S. automakers will recall the rest of their manufacture.

Same sex marriage becomes legal in Missatucky, Mooslyvania, New Troy and Gotham. Let's wear capes!

Don Arrup
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