Check out some the exciting new models as General Motors Corporation unleashes its new line of proposed vehicles to meet the demands of the increasingly environmentally aware Americans.
GMC Dracula uses the latest biotechnology to give us a sports car that runs on human blood. Available with driver and passenger I-Vs so you can fuel your car as you drive. GM promises that the Dracula Hybrid, which can run on any mammal’s blood, should be out by next year. Should reduce green house effects and the need for more wars more than any other vehicle.
Chevy Cobber runs on corn oil. Since corn now makes up almost half of America’s diet why not feed the car as well. This family car also allows kids to pop corn in the carburetor while you drive. Perfect for going to the drive in.
Mini Hummer is an environmentally friendly SUV that seats only one platoon or catholic family. While doubling the gas mileage of previous models it still retains the killer crusher power on impact with other vehicles. Hillbilly armor extra.
Pontiac Pisser runs on urine and features a built in motorman’s helper so you can whiz your way to work. Why piss all your money away on petroleum gasoline when all you need to go is to go.
Don Arrup
Satire1
